Ronda Rousey sucks at fighting. Everyone knows this. We know it because Ronda Rousey lost a fair fight to a girl—then became suicidal about it.
No one in the world would be the fan of a male fighter who loses fights to women. (And the only job that fighter would have would be to lose fights against women to the delight of man-hating losers.)
Once upon a time, there was a huge white castle on a remote island in the middle of the new world.
Few could access the island, because almost no one knew how to navigate the oceans surrounding the island where sat the white castle.
A council of kings, all very tall, ruled the white castle. Deep inside the castle, in several windowless rooms, the short people spent their lives building monuments for the tall.
For years, some evil people have doubted that Chris Kyle was a hero for killing about 150 Iraqis, on orders from the US government during Operation Iraqi Freedom. But a new report by the US government proves all the haters wrong.
Rapist. Jared Fogle had consensual sex with a 17-year-old New York prostitute. Fogle is an evil rapist. He will live in a prison cage for the next decade.
Hero. Chris Kyle heroically obeyed lies that led USA to terrorism against Iraq. Kyle killed over 150 Iraqis—including innocent men and children. Kyle, a best-selling author and national treasure, was later murdered.
Murderer. Eddie Ray Routh may or may not have heroically killed Iraqis while part of USA’s terrorism in Iraq. Routh did kill Chris Kyle. The holes to which heroic Chris Kyle was married said in court she will never forgive the insane murderer who wrongfully killed her brave Iraqi-slaughtering husband. Routh will spend the rest of his life in prison. And the name of the Texas city where Routh is caged: Palestine.
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