Good afternoon kind genius sirs and ma’ams,
My name is Gavin, and I am applying to the position for which you advertised. A bit about me: my hobbies include sitting still, obeying, and apologizing. I believe nothing is more important than overextending myself for thankless overlords. Please consider me for the position.
Gavin Gavinson III
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