Racist resumes

racist-resumes

Application 1:

Good afternoon kind genius sirs and ma’ams,
My name is Gavin, and I am applying to the position for which you advertised. A bit about me: my hobbies include sitting still, obeying, and apologizing. I believe nothing is more important than overextending myself for thankless overlords. Please consider me for the position.
Thanks,
Gavin Gavinson III
email: HappyGavin@CottageCheeseCollections.org

Application 2:

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Author: Russ Lindquist

I am Russ Lindquist, regardless the extent to which sniveling social-engineers, by banning my various accounts, hope to hide their feeder-sheep from the common sense of my messages.

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