Richard “Old Nigger” Overton dies at 112, reveals his five secrets of living a long, happy life

Richard 'old nigger' Overton dies at 112
Richard “Old Nigger” Overton practicing a spirit-cleanse by meditating on his hatred of white supremacy, microaggressions, and the “nigger” word

The dead carcass of Richard “Old Nigger” Overton was tossed into a ditch yesterday, after white police officers racistly responded to a call from Overton’s neighbors exclaiming, “Sounds like that worthless old nigger is finally dying. Too bad it wasn’t sooner. I hate niggers! Raaaawr! Donald Trump 2020!”

The jakes arrived to find Overton “dead as a nigger,” according to their report. They took his body, threw it in a ditch, spit on it, and happily declared, “One less nigger! Now let’s go shoot unarmed black kids! Raaawr!”

Overton, a World War 2 veteran and the oldest man in the USA at the time of his death, gave a final interview mere weeks before his death. In the interview Overton (or “Old Nigger” as he was affectionately called by the white people who hated him because of his skin color) was asked by the white reporter, “Hey, boy: how have you lived so long!? You are one old nigger!”

“Well,” Overton began niggerly, “Dey say dat Jesus wuz black, and 1 Peter 2:18 says dat we niggers is spose to ‘submit to our masters,’ but I’m like ‘mah nigger fuck dat!’ Ya nigger ain’t submitting to shit. Ya’ll crakkkas can kiss mah black ass–and, if you a cute white bitch, you can suck mah big black dick!”

Overton then went on to clarify that the reason he lived so long was by staying true to five simple rules:

(1) Constantly hold grudges against every white person for anything you even think they might be doing wrong;

(2) constantly resort to vague references about slavery whenever losing an argument with a white person–or just feeling insecure for whatever reason;

(3) constantly act rude and ridiculous in public, then cry “racism” if anyone shows annoyance about your behavior;

(4) poverty causes crime; that is why such a high percentage of the country’s rapists are niggers: niggers are poor, so they must rape;

(5) above all: give all your energy and attention to the word “nigger”: meditate on it, listen for it, accuse your political opponents of wanting to say it, and if any crakkka motherfucker even says ‘nig’, that cave beast fucked up, and you need to kill his white ass.

“Old nigger” Overton revealed that living by those five simple rules was what kept him happy and well-adjusted, kept his blood-pressure down, and ultimately led him to be one very old nigger, indeed.

White power.

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