Thirteen useful facts about modern politics in and around the United States

(13) Did you know that Bill Gates has 100 billion dollars — in his 100 billion pockets!?

(12) Did you know that, although rappers are all obviously taller, tougher, and benevolenter than they are — Donald Trump does not have as many billions of dollars as he pretends to have?!

(11) Did you know that the value of money is unilaterally decreed by a satanic shadow government, whose front organization is the non-federal, reserve-less Federal Reserve?

(10) Did you know that, as of today, Jeff Bezos has, by far, the most Federal Reserve monopoly money?

(9) Did you know that smug, booksmart, predictable, docile, satanic pseudo-Jews are the preferred middlemen and accountants for the satanic shadow government, and thus many half-informed people — especially many smug booksmart, predictable, docile, half-informed satanic pseudo-Jews — believe that these satanic pseudo-Jewish figureheads actually lead the shadow government?

(8) Did you know that, in order to maintain cohesion and mind-control, many smug, booksmart, predictable, docile, half-informed, satanic pseudo-Jews initiate each other into their pseudo-Jewish cult by cutting up and sucking on the genitals of newborn pseudo-Jewish boys, in a ritual called “Metzitzah B’peh” — which is Hebrew for “Satan is God”?

(7) Did you know that Bill Gates and most other tech-leaders forbid their happy, healthy children from addicting themselves to screens?

(6) Did you know that caffeinated sugar-water does not line the cupboards in the homes of the healthy, happy members of Coca Cola’s board of directors?

(5) Did you know that, prior to joining the United States Congress and advocating fiercely for the extermination of poor people’s children — Nancand Pelosi chose not to murder her five children?

(4) Did you know that in 1865, the United States shadow government chose to create a huge war — for reasons other than the benefit of their slaves’ black slaves?

(3) Did you know that in 1965, the United States shadow government infested and destabilized their white slaves with the presence of their black slaves — for reasons other than to benefit the black slaves?

(2) Did you know that, as I write this, the United States shadow government is infesting and destabilizing its white slaves and black slaves, with the presence of a myriad slaves from around the world — for reasons other than to benefit the myriad?

(1) Did you know that this, too, shall pass?

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